Prediction
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Friday, April 25, 2014
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Our panelists predict what the next vice to be modernized will be.
Transcript
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will be the next vice to modernize? Brian Babylon?
BRIAN BABYLON: Cocaine will be rebranded Adderall Extreme.
(LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor?
O'CONNOR: Oh, this is actually a good thing - robot cockfighting.
(LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Roy Blount Jr.?
ROY BLOUNT JR.: Well, as you know, this pope has been very un-judgmental. But it turns out that the new Vatican believes that the sin of our day is sloth, which is updated as e-sloth, which is defined as anything you do with a little e in front of it.
(LAUGHTER)
CARL KASELL, BYLINE: Well, of any of those things happen, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell.
(APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: Thanks also to Brian Babylon, Kyrie O'Connor and Roy Blount Jr. Thanks to all of you for playing. I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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