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Panel Round One

Friday, July 11, 2014

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Tour de Watch Out!



Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Paula, the Tour de France started this week. And already, riders are complaining about a new phenomenon that is causing accidents along the route. What is it?

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Having no steroids.


SAGAL: It's a problem. They're not used to it.

POUNDSTONE: Yeah, yeah.

SAGAL: No, not exactly.

POUNDSTONE: I have no idea. You want to give me a hint? You can give me a hint.

SAGAL: Well, imagination me showing you something and you go, oh, look. Here I am, about to get run over at the Tour de France.

POUNDSTONE: Oh, people taking pictures.

SAGAL: People taking selfies.


POUNDSTONE: Yeah, oh, yes - selfies.

SAGAL: So, you know, here comes what they call the peloton, all the mass of riders. And people are jumping out in the road, holding up their phones to take a selfie of themselves with the riders in the background.


SAGAL: Which is - you know 'cause if there's one guy you want to get in the way of, it's somebody traveling 30 miles an hour on a bike right after he injected gorilla blood into his butt.


BODETT: You know, they started doing that at NASCAR races, but that didn't last.


SAGAL: No, that was a self-correcting problem.

POUNDSTONE: (Laughing) Yeah.

SAGAL: Well, anyway, rather than fight the inevitable - 'cause you can't stop the selfie wave - the tour has embraced it, in addition to the yellow jersey for the leader and the green for the sprint leader, there's a blood-splattered shirt for the guy who takes out the most selfie-takers.


SAGAL: In fact...

BRIAN BABYLON: So you get points for that.

SAGAL: Yeah. If they want to make the Tour, finally, interesting, just give all the riders polo mallets.


SAGAL: You get points for quantity and distance.

BABYLON: So it would be, like, a little bit like - like a little bit of "Grand Theft Auto," a little bit...


SAGAL: A little bit.

BABYLON: And Tour de France.

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