Billy Crystal, Up Since 1948
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Comedian Billy Crystal has long suffered from insomnia. He tells NPR's Scott Simon his mind is constantly racing, and jokes that he sleeps like a baby — he's up every two hours.
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(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "MR. SANDMAN")
THE CHORDETTES: (Singing) Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum...
RACHEL MARTIN, HOST:
We're talking this morning about sleep - why we do it, why we can't seem to get more of it.
Yesterday, WEEKEND EDITION's Scott Simon chatted with a comedian who has his own sleep troubles. Billy Crystal writes about them in his new book, "Still Fooling Them."
SCOTT SIMON, HOST:
Has insomnia been an important part of your life?
BILLY CRYSTAL: I've been up since 1948.
(LAUGHTER)
CRYSTAL: And I'll tell you why. My first seven days on the Earth, I must have broken sleep records. I'd 20 hours. I'd go 15, 16. But then...
SIMON: Yeah.
CRYSTAL: On the eighth day, somebody with bad breath and a beard grabbed my penis and cut the tip off. I've been up ever since.
(LAUGHTER)
SIMON: I hope that was a mohel.
CRYSTAL: I think somewhere in the back of my mind that I think someone's coming in to do that again.
(LAUGHTER)
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "MR. SANDMAN")
CRYSTAL: So, I'm always up and aware that there may be an intruder who's got a box cutter. I mean...
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
CRYSTAL: Yeah, so sleep has always been a strange thing for me. Dating all the way back, I've always, you know, I joke. I sleep like a baby. I'm up every two hours. But it's true, I'm a restless sleeper. My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "MR. SANDMAN") Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.
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